I'd just like to lay this down.
I have an aunt and uncle who are hilarious. Like one time we were at the North Carolina Museum of History and it was very crowded. Because they were doing a unit on pirates.
We found one of the most crowded spots and when it was not that crowded we put down this fake poop. Then this little girl and her dad were walking by and the little girl spotted it and she said what is that to her dad and her dad said we'll just tell the manager and every thing will be fine and then the manager stood there forever looking at it. He radioed for help and then we knew he was going to confiscate it. Our only hope was for me.
I stood there for a while, then grabbed it. And then he looked at me like I was crazy. I then gave it to Allison. The guard on the way out said that she should tell her son not to play with fake poop. Allison said that she didn't have any fake poop and she didn't have a son.