My Birthday Party

I sorta forgot to post at my birthday party so I'm gonna tell you what happened. So first the first guys got their and we played some basket ball. Then, pretty much everyone was there so we played a game of guns then we played with my G.I. joes (I love playing with them, I have lots). Then we hung out in my back yard, then had cake and crashed in the basement after watching Napolean Dynamite, it was really fun!!!

On The Bus

OK, so on the school bus on my way home I'm trying to ask a girl named Mary a question about homework. And then this goth 3rd grader says " so, you trying to flurt with the girls?' so I say " NO!" and then he says" I got some advice for ya" so I say " gosh I'm not trying to flurt"! So that sorta ended it. And thats just a little story about weird things that happen on the bus.

In The Gym And At Recces

Alright, so one day I was in the gym (thats were we go in the mornings at school after we get of the bus) and we were sitting in our lines minding our own biz, when this black 5th grader says "dang I have to sit with the PLATO kids again". (PLATO is a speical program for smart kids I'm in) so he sat down and said d*** so me and my friend Kenneth dared this kid named Blake to go up to him and say do you wanna be friends. He did, so Blake crawled up to him and tapped him, so the 5th grader said "get off me!!!, I don't want to get plato-itice! So then Blake said do you wanna be friends and he said "HECK NO!!!" And belive it or not we didn't get in trouble! But the funny thing was the same day at recces me and another friend of mine named Tyler were kicking a ball back and fourth and Tyler acciedently kicked it so that it bounced off a moving car and went into somone's yard! So Tyler and I had to walk that class over to were the ball was (we can't walk across the street) and get it, and we didn't get in trouble that time eather!!

Charlie Bit My finger-Again

I would just like you to see this very funny video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM#watch-main-area

How To Crab

I would just like you know that I love fishing and crabing, so I know most of you probably know how to fish so I will teach you how to crab.

1. Get yourself a crab pot

2. Put some bait in the crab pot, cut up fish or chicken necks work good.

3.Put the crab pot near lagoon or near marsh.

4.Wait 2-3 days, then pull 'em up and eat'em.

Petland Protest

Two weeks ago I went to a protest at petland, because their puppies are from puppy mills.

Allison and Matt

I'd just like to lay this down.

I have an aunt and uncle who are hilarious. Like one time we were at the North Carolina Museum of History and it was very crowded. Because they were doing a unit on pirates.

We found one of the most crowded spots and when it was not that crowded we put down this fake poop. Then this little girl and her dad were walking by and the little girl spotted it and she said what is that to her dad and her dad said we'll just tell the manager and every thing will be fine and then the manager stood there forever looking at it. He radioed for help and then we knew he was going to confiscate it. Our only hope was for me.

I stood there for a while, then grabbed it. And then he looked at me like I was crazy. I then gave it to Allison. The guard on the way out said that she should tell her son not to play with fake poop. Allison said that she didn't have any fake poop and she didn't have a son.